Popular Science
1955 Vol. 167, No. 1
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Physicists, were so underground.
Its hard to imagine a human being so vile that they can actually make you not very excited about going to Florida. I mean, while I should be all excited about Harry Potter land and Disney Land, all I can think is the Jobs I have to do while he farts about on his laptop. I had prettend to mes up a job to get time to write this which can’t go on FB because mmy mother reads that and I can’t remember my twitter password. I dont want to sound likke a spoilt brat I really am looking forward to it. It is just h is a massive dickhead.
Contrary to popular opinion God (or Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah and many other variations) doesn’t exist, but that is entirely his own choice. He, like half Earth’s population of 14 billion, has chosen to enter in a state of non-existence. Most other people are either unaware of the state or just cannot be bothered to fill in the copious amount of paper work involved in non-existing. Its popularity is so popular because it leaves you with very few worries and only the most determined taxmen. It doesn’t come without downsides. One of which is the lack of travel options involved in non-existence ,as not being a physical entity is against the terms and conditions of most major airlines (except of course Monarch who run separate flights for those who don’t exist, this has however led to them being accused of just being silly.)
sorry, i put my headphones in
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Heres to getting over Mac Envy.
I have been asked this, genuinely.