September 2011
1 post
2 tags
June 2011
1 post
Impresive Sir,
Its hard to imagine a human being so vile that they can actually make you not very excited about going to Florida. I mean, while I should be all excited about Harry Potter land and Disney Land, all I can think is the Jobs I have to do while he farts about on his laptop. I had prettend to mes up a job to get time to write this which can’t go on FB because mmy mother reads that and I...
April 2011
2 posts
“I’m a Potato”
4 tags
A Surrealist Ramble on Non-Existance.
Contrary to popular opinion God (or Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah and many other variations) doesn’t exist, but that is entirely his own choice. He, like half Earth’s population of 14 billion, has chosen to enter in a state of non-existence. Most other people are either unaware of the state or just cannot be bothered to fill in the copious amount of paper work involved in non-existing. Its...
March 2011
2 posts
can just hear the sounds of screaming coming from...
sorry, i put my headphones in
“I am going to be vilainised for this, I just know it, Its not a question of when...”
– me
January 2011
5 posts
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
5 posts
7 tags
1 Week, 1 Man and 646 PokeMon
In my never ceasing attempts to push back human advancement I have chosen to Attempt to memorise every single Pokemon. That is 646. Including Evolutions, Type and Position.
Bear in Mind I as of right now know about 20 pokemon. I also wont know what they look like due to the nature of my system.
Wish me luck.
Worst Beatboxer Ever..? I'M THERE
The Internet makes me question all that is good and true in the world.
Im drunk
So I can pour my heart out.
I love someone, well ove is a strong word, I like them more than the baseline. I lack the ability however to talk to them so fuck me. Im the guy at the back of the marathon ion the chicjken costume.
October 2010
5 posts
If one was to Chart a descent into madness...
A Pie chart would be least ineffective.
Discuss.
This is incorrect as a pie chart is generally used for graphically representing quantities as a part of hole. Now it could be argued that the human psyche could be broken down into different parts of a whole conciousness, but this is nigh on impossible due to the purely abstract nature of the human mind. Even if you could break down the brain...
Watchleedifus:
My housemate and I trying to fight a spider while absolutely smashed.
My room is no longer this tidy.
Hyd yn hyn, rwyf wedi bod yn cael amser gwych yn Aberystwyth. Cyfarfod â rhai pobl yn awesome. Yfory wyf yn mynd i Alteaser sydd yn union fel rawkus, ac nid wyf yn onest yn teimlo fel y gall fy ngwddf drin.
September 2010
13 posts
I am...
about to have my first lecture in a 4 year degree in Physics. Yet, I still never have any idea what to do.
To all those who helped rebuild my confidence
Thank you
To all those who destroyed my confidence.
Fuck you.
Go to googlism.com, search your name, and post the...
leedifus:
-look-alive-sunshine:
colin-greenwood:
ohmicorazon:
hiddenziggurat:
anna is lovely
Melissa is sending you a warning.
Tricia is out
(via luvnateblog-deactivated20100103)
danni is the newest constable to join the undercover
fuck yeah :D
“ed is hottt timeless timeline”
Thanks.. I think.
andy is a naughty boy
First Blog in a Long Time.
I am in my final 3 days in Shrewsbury. Everyone else seems to be at extremes of excitement or fear or an eclectic mixture of both. I, however, have very little in the way of emotion. This stems from a mixture of violent realism and subtle catastrophying. This means I think the worst but I am generally very level about it. I think I may wrote the rest of this in the 3rd person because I am sick of...
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=368411262553 →
leedifus:
This is the best and worst of the internet. In one place.
Successful Troll is Successful.
This could be the most disgusting thing I have... →
leedifus:
So, scroll down to the ‘Mutter Museum’ bit. Check out the slice off face.
I could post the picture.
But it almost made me throw up. And I’m far too nice not to give you a choice
I remember reading this article a couple of weeks ago. I seem to remember I was eating cheese on toast at the time.
I FINISHED THE CHEESE ON TOAST.
MAN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
okay, now they've changed the arrival time.
-alcideherveaux:
what’s taking so long to land? :S i hope everything’s okay. shit, i’m panicking now. :|
Don’t Panic! When I went to Canada my plane was delayed by 5 hours and they didn’t know anything there.
leedifus:
my download speed went up to 74kbps. I don’t think that’s ever happened. Nevermind I should be getting 900kbps My internet sucks.
Thats really small. Dial-up is around 35kbps. Id be looking it up if i was getting that sort of speed.
August 2010
6 posts
“When questioning your reality make sure that you ask the right questions.”
– Me
Brighton
is on the south coast
RePost from 18th
Pre-Results Day Blog. Physics:-C Biology:-D Chemistry:-E Maths:-B Im going to: Aberystwyth Tomorrow, the 19th, Im going to update this blog. At the moment,1.30 on the 18th, Im feeling more frightened then at any other point in my life. I seem to have fucked up every step of the way. I wanted to be a doctor…FAILED, I wanted to go to Leeds…FAILED. Am I going to make a trinity of failure. I hope...
Pre-Results Day Blog.
Physics:-
Biology:-
Chemistry:-
Maths:-
Im going to:
Tomorrow, the 19th, Im going to update this blog. At the moment,1.30 on the 18th, Im feeling more frightened then at any other point in my life. I seem to have fucked up every step of the way. I wanted to be a doctor…FAILED, I wanted to go to Leeds…FAILED. Am I going to make a trinity of failure. I hope not.
These feelings...
A short walk in the light of the world.: Lucid... →
is a bit a craze on tumblr right now. I knew about it before though. My very intelligent friend/drinking buddy Andy first told me of the idea.
And now everyone knows how to do it.
I’m too scared to.
I’m going to do it at my girlfriends. So she can save me if it goes horribly wrong. I can…
Lucid Dreaming is old…It seems to be the way with tumblr. It picks up on old things and makes...
This surely is a dream.
I have never in my life been this nervous. I normally have a nervous disposition but this is something I have never experienced since, well, 2001. Feeling sick all the time and I am getting intermitent shudders and light headedness, all due to A-Day or the 19th of August. If I dont get the grades I am not going to university as simple as that, clearing is buggered to hell and I am too shit to get...
July 2010
16 posts
”Well, Why do we just so happen to be located in space where it is just right for life to exist? Hey?! It must have been God”. This is common a argument to the existence of the greatest imaginary friend of all time. On the face of it, it is rather convenient that we do exist in a zone perfectly suited for life to exist. We are far enough from the sun that we don’t boil to death...
The Higher you are...the more fucked up you are...
Accentuate the Positive. Then, when its large enough, you will have a descent target. If you take a pinch of gunpowder, a tube and a piece of lead just big enough for the tube you have a gun. I take the idea of the sinusoidal wave to hear it seems. Guns are useful for hunting, warfare and homicide. A sinusoidal wave is just a wave but its how I run, highs and lows. Through development guns have...
Religion is the Bastard Son of Sentience
Im typing away at this in the hour of 0300. A time when literary masterpieces are penned by the insane, who are doubtful of there own nature to the point where they question not their sanity, but their insanity. I wrote this blog in my head but, as always, a little something is lost between brain and tumblr.
You need to think about EVERY little piece of info shoved down your throat by whom ever...
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